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Selected Funny Jokes is a very simple app where you can find aselection of the funniest jokes ever. Here is a sample of jokes youwill find:- A mother tells her little boy, "Johnny, you mustn't eattoo many lollies or I'll hide the lolly jar." Johnny asks, "Why?"His mother says, "Because something bad will happen. Your tummywill blow up big like a balloon and then pop." The next day atchurch, the boy is sitting next to a pregnant woman. He points toher belly smiling and says, "I know what you've been doing."- Wife:"How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "Whatdoes that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful,elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, butwhat about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding."- A child asked hisfather, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Evemade babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, andso on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the samequestion and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved tobecome like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said,"You lied to me." His father replied, "No, your mom was talkingabout her side of the family."-I asked a Chinese girl for hernumber. She said, "Sex. Sex. Sex. Free sex tonight." I said, "Wow."Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

App Information Selected Funny Jokes

  • App Name
    Selected Funny Jokes
  • 包名
    br.com.geochenaps.funny.jokes
  • 发布日期
    April 30, 2017
  • 文件大小
    1,007k
  • 系统要求
    Android 1.6 and up
  • 版本
    3
  • 开发者
    Geochenapps
  • 安装
    1,000+
  • 价钱
    免费
  • 分类
    Comics
  • 开发者
  • Google Play Link

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  • Selected Funny Jokes 3 APK File

    发布日期: 2017 /9/12
    系统要求: Android 1.6+ (Donut, API: 4)
    文件大小: 1.0 MB
    测试在: Android 3.0 (Honeycomb, API: 11)
    文件SHA1: c0e2d23e58d7974f0d4c2834098fdbc7a8b2dfbf
    APK 签名校验工具: 02d90b97b9077ee9430d9f8ab6671943283a28c5
  • Selected Funny Jokes 2 APK File

    发布日期: 2017 /3/20
    系统要求: Android 1.6+ (Donut, API: 4)
    文件大小: 1.0 MB
    测试在: Android 3.0 (Honeycomb, API: 11)
    文件SHA1: 19bcd4e8d58aa7892dc455ffaab49226fef2dc94
    APK 签名校验工具: 02d90b97b9077ee9430d9f8ab6671943283a28c5

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